A Collection of Thoughts on the Fine Art of Kissing (March, 2007)
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I havent had time for tobacco since.
Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, Ive always had time to teach them.
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.
I wasnt kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her when nine times out of ten, she only wants him to kiss her?
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies hands. After all, one must start somewhere.
A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth and endures all the rest.
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
Ladies Home Journal
A mans kiss is his signature.
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.