Kissing

A Collection of Thoughts on the Fine Art of Kissing (March, 2007)

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
         Albert Einstein

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
         Arturo Toscanini

Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I’ve always had time to teach them.
         Mae West

People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.
         Bob Hope

I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
         Chico Marx

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her – when nine times out of ten, she only wants him to kiss her?
         Helen Rowland

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
         Christopher Morley

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies’ hands. After all, one must start somewhere.
         Sacha Guitry

A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
         Clare Whiting

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth – and endures all the rest.
         Helen Rowland

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
         Oliver Wendell Holmes

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
         Joey Adams

It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
         Ladies Home Journal

A man’s kiss is his signature.
         Mae West

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
         Thomas Carlyle